Hero Judge: Gorsuch Saves Car from Burning Child
Newly sworn-in Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch is being hailed as a hero after risking his life to rescue a
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Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean
The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to
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Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
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Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
Rick Perry Still Researching How to Microwave Hot Pockets so They’re Just Right
Department of Energy Secretary Rick Perry outlined his key cabinet-level priorities in a speech to Energy Department staff late last
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Trump Wondering How He Can Work Humanity’s Fear of Spiders into All This
According to sources within the White House, President Trump has come to view exploiting arachnophobia as essential to his vision
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Can Democrats Reconnect with Blue-Collar White Supremacists?
Still reeling from Hillary Clinton’s stunning loss last November, Democrats are beginning to develop strategies the party can use to
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QB: ‘Triumphant Rape Was Team Effort’
Displaying the kind of modesty Fightin’ Tigers fans have come to expect from the star fifth-year senior, University of Texas quarterback
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