More Busy Executives Are Saving Time by Shitting in Their Pants Standing Up
In today’s ever-changing business landscape, corporations are always focused on finding new ways to promote efficiency at the office. That’s
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Amazon to Deliver Condoms Straight to Your Penis
In January, Amazon will introduce a drone-based condom delivery service that will unwrap and unroll select condom brands directly onto
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Walmart Cuts Costs by Paying Greeters in ‘Exposure’
Heralding the change as an exciting opportunity for greeters, Walmart executives announced Thursday that at the start of fiscal year
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KFC Launches Incredibly Unclear ‘5 Dollars’ Promotion
Customers and staff at KFC franchises across North America tentatively held out five-dollar bills this week after the launch of
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Ford Introduces Self-Combusting SUV
Ford SUV fans have a reason to celebrate. America’s SUV sales leader unveiled on Friday the Ford Flash, the company’s
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Whole Foods Commits to Farms with Cage-Free Workers
Representatives from the national supermarket chain Whole Foods announced at a press conference today that, after years of demand from customers,
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Treasury Secretary Accused of Sexually Harassing Stack of $100 Bills
A pile of $100 bills has come forward to accuse U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin of inappropriately fondling it during
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Native Americans Strike It Rich as River Runs Black with Oil
A leak in the Dakota Access Pipeline Thursday is being hailed by natives as “a once-in-a-generation windfall of profits.” Standing
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The Mass Extinction of All Life on Earth: Could It Stall U.S. Job Growth?
A group of leading economists released a landmark report Tuesday suggesting the extinction of all life on Earth could affect
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This Man Was Able to Make Money Using Nothing but Good Old-Fashioned Money
Mark van Schuyler was like anyone else, a young man with an uncertain future in a slow economy. But through
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