Guards Dump Queen’s Body Behind Palace
At 3:18 PM GMT today, in accordance with British royal tradition, two palace guards stuffed the body of Her Majesty,
Read moreScience
Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean
The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to
Religion
Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
Sports
National
Good News: Active Shooters Increase Prayer in Schools
Americans need look no further than public education to see how far the country has abandoned its principles. From taking
Our Sex Life Used to Be Great, Then We Got a Stop Sign
Our sex life wasn’t always bad. For a while there it seemed like we had sex frequently in a well-lit,
Read more
Clams: the Sluts of the Ocean
The animal kingdom presents many mysteries to science, but none more than the creatures of the ocean. However, thanks to
Read more
I Won’t Vaccinate My Daughter Because She Probably Won’t Use Her Autism Superpowers Responsibly
By Lilly Edwards, contributor, vaxxfacts.net After my dad got needled with a polio vaccine, a truck ran him over and
Read more
‘I’ll Believe Climate Scientists When I See Them Holding Test Tubes of Bubbly Blue Liquid’
A lot of people out there have already made up their minds that climate change is real. But as a climate
Read more
More Busy Executives Are Saving Time by Shitting in Their Pants Standing Up
In today’s ever-changing business landscape, corporations are always focused on finding new ways to promote efficiency at the office. That’s
Read more
Amazon to Deliver Condoms Straight to Your Penis
In January, Amazon will introduce a drone-based condom delivery service that will unwrap and unroll select condom brands directly onto
Read more
Starbucks Releases ‘Fuck Everyone’ Holiday Cups
Following years of controversial holiday cup releases, Starbucks has finally found a way to satisfy all its customers. The chain’s
Read more
Tom Hanks Had Sex with My Wife and I Am Fine with It
Have you ever wondered if the life you know is crumbling apart? Have you ever felt like the passion you
Read more
Walmart Cuts Costs by Paying Greeters in ‘Exposure’
Heralding the change as an exciting opportunity for greeters, Walmart executives announced Thursday that at the start of fiscal year
Read more